so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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