dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
is it fun? or sober?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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