He felt like a one man threesome
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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