found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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