K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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