Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I can't turn off my feet"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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