I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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