can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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