I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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