wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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