my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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