Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My vagina is officially offended.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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