Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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