operation harelip BJ is a go
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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