the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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