Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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