I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Randomize
