another moral hangover. fuck.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Randomize
