I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Randomize