No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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