you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
