i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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