You're completely useless in the revolution.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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