Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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