I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize