Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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