She went from zero to smokin in five shots
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness