It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...