just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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