you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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