I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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