dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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