hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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