Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My life is pants optional.
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