Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we made out on top of his cat.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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