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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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