So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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