Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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