Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
how can u be prego again
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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