On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
