just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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