You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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