Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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