his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
