she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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