Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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