Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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