she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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