I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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