Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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