You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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