I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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