I CAN MOONWALK!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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