I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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