her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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