You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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