what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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