never play flip cup with pint glasses
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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