your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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