Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i out mim tonsoeep
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