I wish my penis had an off switch
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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