dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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