Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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